Also, the internet is a giant black hole ready to bite my head off

This just in: the internet is scary. All of a sudden I'm finding interesting blogs that link to more interesting blogs that link to more interesting blogs, and the whole thing spawns a sort of rabbit-esque revolution (you know, the classic biological "replicate like bunnies" example), and before you know it I've blown hours discovering the most awesome people and the most awesome blogs.

Now I totally understand how people run away into the internet forever. The question becomes: how can I lurch my way back out of this quicksand? Help! Help! I have to make it back in time for my internship tomorrow!