I've come up with the final (and right) plan. The absolutely perfect plan to begin revising my novel. Yep, I've got it. I really do. And I'm going to show you... Err...

Yeah. So there's a vast world of revision to be done out there. And what am I doing? Putting it off, of course. But in a very responsible manner, I'm sure you'll agree. My reasoning is as follows: Yes, it's time to get started on revising. But before I do that, I should make sure my computer isn't going to die on me, right? (That has actually been a tricky thing for the past couple of months -- I've started saving up for a new computer.) So yesterday I installed some much better security software, and defragmented my hard drive. And today I'm going to be backing up my computer (yes, it's the first time in years...let's not dwell on that, shall we?) to my brand new fancy-shmancy external hard drive. And then I will be ready to write.

Tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow.